糗事百科

在家呆了几天,天天被爸妈说,但也没办法。中午忍不住说要像风一样自由,于是跑单位上班去了。刚到单位,被隔离了,一日三餐送上楼,我得自由[大哭][大哭],苍天饶过谁。

February 08, 2020 at 09:30AM @ QiubaiBot

糗事百科

今天下午去相亲,相亲来的妹子长得很有气质和仙气,她问我:”买房了吗?”我:下个月打算买一套房。”她:”买房两个名字能写我一个吗?”我:可以的!”她高兴的打电话给她妈妈:”妈,他同意写我的名字,另一个名字你想我写爸爸的名字还是写你的名字呀?”

February 08, 2020 at 09:00AM @ QiubaiBot

糗事百科

在家闲来无事,翻看旧物品,一块手表引起了我的注意,这是我外出打工时初恋男朋友送的,他不大会说话,当时我临走时,他把手表戴在我手上,指了指指针看着我,因为没有挽留,我心灰意冷的和他分手了!想到如此我给前男友发个消息,问他为什么当时没挽留我,他回我:我当时告诉你,表走了……

February 08, 2020 at 09:00AM @ QiubaiBot

糗事百科

堂哥在某单位给领导开车,前几天问他工作怎么样?堂哥说:工作还可以,就是领导出去吃饭的时候,总让我呆在车上,哪怕让我进去端茶倒水也行啊!坐在一旁的二叔听不下去了,自言自语的说道:我在医院扫了五年地了,主刀医生做手术也不喊我进去,就是让我进去随便割几刀也行啊。

February 08, 2020 at 09:00AM @ QiubaiBot

转发zmt推文

要是真像传言中说的一样,2019-ncov无法根治,可以复发,那可以叫慢性肺炎病毒了。。。简直感冒艾滋癌一般的存在



http://twitter.com/zmt0516/status/1225937735384489984
February 08, 2020 at 08:21AM

糗事百科

我有个玩跑酷的朋友,非常擅长在楼顶之间跳来跳去像武侠片一样,牛逼吧,现在每年清明节我老婆都很想他。

February 08, 2020 at 08:00AM @ QiubaiBot

特朗普推文

After years building up other countries, we are finally rebuilding OUR Country. From our inner cities to our rural communities, the forgotten men and women of America are forgotten NO LONGER! #OpportunityNow https://t.co/qShbwaCaPd
February 08, 2020 at 07:26AM


http://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1225923945691537408

特朗普推文

….always continue. Every Republican Senator except Romney, many highly religious people, all very smart, voted against the Impeachment Hoax. @SenCapito was all in (a great person). I was told by many that Manchin was just a puppet for Schumer & Pelosi. That’s all he is!
February 08, 2020 at 05:57AM


http://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1225901404600049664